I am not even a human anymore.
I am a big pile of sweat in the shape of a human.
Hey, do you guys think they’ll play Godspeed You! Black Emperor at prom?
you know, I really like Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
it’s an almost perfect book. it makes me laugh and smile and it’s infinitely quotable, and I’m going to read it a hundred times to my kids before they fall asleep.
but the ending bugs me so much
like, after everything that happens, alice just… wakes up?
I mean I get it’s realistic, none of it is real, it’s all a dream and whatever
but it feels like it’s real for the entire book, and alice is having these magnificent adventures and doing the undoable
and then she wakes up and it’s gone and it never actually happened
so i guess maybe i should go get that corsage??
i want to go for a bike ride but i’m not motivated enough to do anything but mope around in jorts and listen to sadcore
hi my name is bryan and I like to wait until 9:00 pm to work on a 160 question review the night before the final
has there ever been a child’s adaption of the great gatsby called the great catsby featuring talking cats?
because i would watch that